What a "pretty" mess. It's even on the wood of the table. Of the $1200 dining room table.
The culprit tried to use a towel to clean up.
Obviously, the towel didn't work.
The bottles are empty....
Meet the culprit, trying to look innocent.
Didn't she do a fabulous job on her arms and legs?
I bet that those shirt stains come right out ..... yeah.
It splattered on the walls.
Oh yay ... It's on my carpet too.
Yup ... on the carpet and walls.
This would be a beautiful handprint, had it been on CONSTRUCTION PAPER.
Yeah, she's nothing if not thorough.
This does not include the dining room chair, couch, wool coat, or front door.
All I wanted was 10 minutes to finish blow-drying my hair while she watched tv. This is what it got me.
